Because Matt is the most quotable person alive...I gave him his very own quote page!
FIRST OF ALL....his ode to his screen name...
An ode to Moocowmoo19
Over the river and through the woods to grandmothers house we go.
Everywhere I was you would follow me to and fro.
But not really since you're from the internet.
I'm not rich enough to get something like that yet.
You were the name everyone knew me by.
You were there when I spilled coke in the sky.
AOL is really a bitch
If it were a person I would dig it a ditch.
I'd push him in so he lays face down.
And on my face would be an upside down frown.
I don't know how much more room I have
I just want to say I'll take care of your calf.
Raycroft is God~Matt, after telling me that the Bruins have a better goalie
They are better than sex!!!~Matt, in reference to Taco Hot Pockets
Wawa is that how you cry after the Flyers lose????? hahaha thanks folks ill be here all night~Matt being weird, after I tell him I might go get a sandwich from Wawa for lunch
If he was on a different team he would be better~Matt, talking about Yankees pitcher, Mike Mussina
If the Bruins dont make it to the next round I will root for the Flyers~Matt on Sat. April 17th
When a normal person is bored he either reads or does something productive when a Riddle student gets bored he decides to take his keyboard apart and plays try to put all the keys back in the right spot.~Matt's away message on 4/21
He's no Shelmerdine!~Matt said this when we were talking about Biffle when he was qualifying
oh by the way again Nscar1840: I LOVE YOU SEAN BURKE!~Matt, who showed me an IM I sent him earlier, where I was prasing Sean Burke
I was looking forward to being on the quotes page again too ~Matt on 6/23 cause he is wanting to have me update my quote page
If Mark Recchi went to the Bruins i would have an orgasm~Matt...oh my that was too funny!!
i would never dress up like a girl for a reality show. on my own time maybe but not on tv lol~Matt
no you dont have to call me when you are drunk.im already scared when you call sober ~Matt
no one needs matt. hes hazardous to your health ~Matt
matt needs lots o love lol~Matt
why are you so excited you know whats going to happen in the playoffs again~Matt, referring to the Eagles
and the bengals now lead the browns 44-41,its a basketball game~Matt
tiki barber fumbles 3245324 times a year~Matt
gramatica sucks~Matt
i will agree with fathering kenneths child but not julies~From a chat room "party"
in my heart im in rhode island forever~more chat room fun
steelers suck balls!~chat room giggles
im not a fighter im a lover lol~More fun Matt-ness
the steelers and everyone who likes them can fornicate themselves with an iron stick
kirk shelmderdine is the most amazing man ive ever seen in my entire life besides.....DREW BLEDSOE!
jerry rice is a hot piece of ass
lindsay lohan is still hot
i just realized the texans colors i have are also my beloved red sox colors!
lets go play swallow the stuff under the sink
lindsay lohan is gonna have my baby
i have a fever and the only perscription is more cowbell!
Wrong! So wrong! do not pass go do not collect $200
what are you selling me, chicken or sex jelly?
matts accent is awesome but not hawt
what the fuck is warsh
yeah i will shit before i go to bed lol just so i dont have to wake up in the middle of the night to go shit
its wicked hot and im not
turkish octopus? texan ovary?~when guessing what "TO" stood for
no one of my stature should be anyones life
he better that fucker lol~after I told him Chris would join the chat room shortly
marshmallows need strawberries inside them
dane is fucking a chicken in iowa somewhere
its like i died and went to heaven but then they realized it wasnt my time so they put me in rhode island
fuck it im not a fuckin gynocologist
and i might have to go with jill because she has my children in her vagina
i dont have steven tyler lips freakin 500 miles long
i cant spell fuck it
i dont have a phd in julieology
youre such a drunk julie
ive been to central jersey! marlboro representin!
im a puffin
im a busy beaver
im gonna do david akers and im gonna hurt him so he cant kick!
im a fuckin angel bitch