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WANTED!!!
Lost: The defense for the Philadelphia Flyers. Last seen about 2 months ago. Whereabouts are unknown.
If found, please contact the Flyers organization, or any Flyers fan.
Rewards available if Chris Therien is given a pink slip.
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What did I look forward to all day? A damn ballet on ice. Lovely. That makes my day cheerful. Why don tyou just rip out my heart and spit on it? And Donald Brashear...listen to me carefully you dipshit...I know youre anxious to be back and happy that you are...but my goodness, please dont get the lamest call...boarding. The Wings are great at drawing penalties and you get your ass out there ad dance around like a moron.
And Timander? How about trying to play hockey! You know, thee sport where the puck goes in the goal, and the defense(Thatd be you, genius) tries to stop the offense! A novel concept, really.
And Therien? I hope your nails are dry and not chipped up, cause you didnt do much out there tonight but paint your nails and smile your shiteating grin at the Wings. Not much to smile about, since you sat on your fat ass all night. Id be more than honored to be present when you get the pink slip and the boot in your ass out of Philly. You make this team look bad with your attempt to be a defenseman, and you give new meaning to "Shitfaced loser".
Kudos to Pitkanen, the only defenseman with half a brain. He actually was doing his job. Love ya Joni. Youre one cool cookie. I only hope Bob the Snob(AKA Bob Clarke) never trades you. Youre a defenseman of the future. I see a bright star and its burning over you dear! GO JONI!
Sean Burke...I swear if your defense showed up, and your teammates didnt get the stupid penalties(Disclaimer: THhe refs made good calls on both sides, but the Flyers just did stupid things all night)I wouldnt have thought for a moment that youd have given up 2 of those goals. The one from Yzerman, your head was up your ass, but other than that, good game. Nothing like the game against the Sennies, but you can only take what you get. Go get em' agaisnt those Preds on Wednesday(If you play...if not...go Eschie!)
My sweet Simon(Simon Gagne) got the 2nd of the Flyers two goals that they pulled out of their asses! My Simon is a leap year baby and he is 6 years old today! ;) He has a nice body for a 6 year old ;) Id take him...but thatd be robbing the cradle a little bit...wonder if he likes older women? :-D
Ok on that note...BAH!
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